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brigid31I have no idea when the Oscars air in other countries and also this got kind of long so
First of all I feel kind of bad because I kept saying I was not interested in the Oscars and then I watched them. But I made snarky comments.
Dude, Clint Eastwood will not be coming to New York anytime soon. Cause if he did he will be killed. The mob is even now measuring him for cement shoes. Of course Jamie Foxx was going to win. I was glad because he gives a good speech. I was crying. Also his daughter was adorable.
If Hilary Swank is beaten to death with her Oscar over the course of the next week I am just going to say told you so. You know that Annette Bening was all smiles at the Governor's Ball and was really thinking "How do you have two Oscar's and I have none, Bitch!"* Also I don't know that I can live in a world where Hilary Swank has two Oscar's and Martin Scorcese has none. Also where Kate Winslet has none. I almost thought that Kate would win (pull a dark horse win where Annette and Hilary split the vote but twas not to be.) I was really happy with supporting categories though Cate Blanchett's was well deserved as was Morgan Freeman's. I was pulling for Natalie Portman and Clive Owen but having not seen the movie it was just love for them. I guess that I am one of like twelve people who actually like Natalie Portman.
Also I so kept switching over to Independence Day during the boring bits and commercials. It stars Oscar nominee Will Smith! Also the president from Battlestar Galactica is the first lady. The fact that I don't have this movie is truly a crime. Especially since right now I totally want to watch all of it.
*If this happened you know they would make a movie about it and to add to the injustice of it all the person playing Annette Bening would win an Oscar.
Of course I saved the best part for last. When Beyonce sang "Learn to Be Lonely." That was incredible. It was the greatest and most cheesiest thing about the Oscars. It reached the level of cheese that was the movie. I mean the Ugly Monkey Box got to come to the Oscars. And there was a Phantom (who I don't think was Gerard because if it was I will be sorely disappointed there were no close-ups.) It was sublime. I was cracking up (along with the only other girl in the room who had seen the movie) over how amazingly bad and accurate it was. Everyone else was giving us looks like it wasn't really that funny but they clearly had not seen the movie, so they didn't appreciate it on as deep a level as I. Please someone tell me it is online somewhere so that I may enjoy it's cheesy brilliance over and over again.
First of all I feel kind of bad because I kept saying I was not interested in the Oscars and then I watched them. But I made snarky comments.
Dude, Clint Eastwood will not be coming to New York anytime soon. Cause if he did he will be killed. The mob is even now measuring him for cement shoes. Of course Jamie Foxx was going to win. I was glad because he gives a good speech. I was crying. Also his daughter was adorable.
If Hilary Swank is beaten to death with her Oscar over the course of the next week I am just going to say told you so. You know that Annette Bening was all smiles at the Governor's Ball and was really thinking "How do you have two Oscar's and I have none, Bitch!"* Also I don't know that I can live in a world where Hilary Swank has two Oscar's and Martin Scorcese has none. Also where Kate Winslet has none. I almost thought that Kate would win (pull a dark horse win where Annette and Hilary split the vote but twas not to be.) I was really happy with supporting categories though Cate Blanchett's was well deserved as was Morgan Freeman's. I was pulling for Natalie Portman and Clive Owen but having not seen the movie it was just love for them. I guess that I am one of like twelve people who actually like Natalie Portman.
Also I so kept switching over to Independence Day during the boring bits and commercials. It stars Oscar nominee Will Smith! Also the president from Battlestar Galactica is the first lady. The fact that I don't have this movie is truly a crime. Especially since right now I totally want to watch all of it.
*If this happened you know they would make a movie about it and to add to the injustice of it all the person playing Annette Bening would win an Oscar.
Of course I saved the best part for last. When Beyonce sang "Learn to Be Lonely." That was incredible. It was the greatest and most cheesiest thing about the Oscars. It reached the level of cheese that was the movie. I mean the Ugly Monkey Box got to come to the Oscars. And there was a Phantom (who I don't think was Gerard because if it was I will be sorely disappointed there were no close-ups.) It was sublime. I was cracking up (along with the only other girl in the room who had seen the movie) over how amazingly bad and accurate it was. Everyone else was giving us looks like it wasn't really that funny but they clearly had not seen the movie, so they didn't appreciate it on as deep a level as I. Please someone tell me it is online somewhere so that I may enjoy it's cheesy brilliance over and over again.
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Date: 2005-02-28 12:21 pm (UTC)*cries for Scorsese*
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Date: 2005-03-02 04:19 pm (UTC)And I bet Cheney is a cylon. He's just waiting for the right moment to spring Number Sex on us.